I am so dumb

went to have lunch at the life-time restaurent.
called life-time coz it took forever to get our food.
we usually go there for lunch though coz the food there is the best.

while waiting, saw a new coffee shop near by.
a guy sitting, looked bored, no customer.
went to buy a cup of coffee, though a tea person.
ordered mocca, whatever that is.
tasted like coffee.

felt sleepy that afternoon as usual.
coffee didn't help.
but then, at night, couldn't close my eyes for hours.
couldn't remember when I fell asleep.

woke up late the next morning, that damn coffee!
drove in my sleep.
before I knew, I reached office building.

stopped by Mcdonald, buying something for breakfast.
a guy took order, told me how much it was.
damn expensive burger.
he shouted to the back, one burger to go!
he reached for plastic bag, put napkin in, ketchup in, receipt in.
then he handed me the bag.
took the bag from him.
looked in the bag.
looked at him.
looked in the bag.
looked at him.
he looked confused.
was I drunk from coffee yesterday or he still sleeping?
took a while before we came back to our sense.

reached office late than usual.
site manager gave 'the look'.
whatever.